How did you become a criminal
Do you want the real answer?
Well, I was thinking about something else.
My husband’s half-sister’s stepfather had a daughter by his previous…
She got married here under an awning.
So did I. It’s the Cape Canaveral with shitty marriages.
So what was it like in prison?
The truth is, it was embarrassing.
Now, you’d better go inside.
One day I wondered what a shot of me dead would be worth.